Halloween is coming, and I'm scared out of my gourd.
I'm being held hostage by frightening, medieval instruments of torture:
I'm threatened by large, black objects looming over my brow:
Sharp, whirring objects are making horrible noises, heading directly for my unprotected eyes and fingers:
Pointy, nasty weapons lurk about, ready to strike at me without notice:
My peaceful desktop has been invaded by unruly hordes of peasants, howling for blood:
And out of the chaos, a ghoulish, pale figure floats closer and closer in a menacing fashion:
Eeek! Hellllllp! I'm being held captive by a costume project beyond my abilities!
Because She Who Must Be Obeyed has decided that the Alice in Wonderland look is so last Halloween:
And her new costume will be "Sally," from the animated film "The Nightmare Before Christmas":
Please, I beg of you, pray for me.
I am helpless in the face of her Evil Plan.